Bit of a delay thanks to France Telecom taking 2 months to set up the broadband....
This is the moment we open the door to our new home straight from the notaires. Turn back, K! There's mould everywhere and the field's solid rock! The central heating's 40 years old and drinks oil like a tramp with the keys to the Special Brew factory! No one knows where the fosse is, or even if it has one! The living room fire's so hot it melts the sheep netting down the bottom of the field and we can't turn it down coz it goes out!
Ahhh, whatever. Better than a pokey flat in Blighty, eh? Monkey Puzzle tree's life is rapidly running out though - as soon as I get a winch and a saw. Bloody awful things, look like kid's drawings of trees.
This is the moment we open the door to our new home straight from the notaires. Turn back, K! There's mould everywhere and the field's solid rock! The central heating's 40 years old and drinks oil like a tramp with the keys to the Special Brew factory! No one knows where the fosse is, or even if it has one! The living room fire's so hot it melts the sheep netting down the bottom of the field and we can't turn it down coz it goes out!
Ahhh, whatever. Better than a pokey flat in Blighty, eh? Monkey Puzzle tree's life is rapidly running out though - as soon as I get a winch and a saw. Bloody awful things, look like kid's drawings of trees.
I kind of like them but it's your view. What's your address?!
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