Earthling study final report.

They're all doomed.  Worldwide financial crisis brought on by banking debts and massive consumer debt, so why not turn to bankers and economists to sort it out then.

Bit like a police force manned by burglars.

Hmm, hmm, yes - that is a worry.  Less than 1% growth.  Gosh.  Could be a recession.  Golly.  Nobody's spending any money.  Hmm.  Euro's going tits up.  Shucks.

Venus is scorched with a surface temperature of about 482° C (900° F). This high temperature is primarily due to a runaway greenhouse effect caused by the heavy atmosphere of carbon dioxide. 

Probably some trouble getting seeds to germinate there, and here as well in a few short years...

Proper jobs for November.

 Hedge done!  Proper job, that was!

 Double digging started!  Proper job, this is!

 Stones from hedge line and 1m of spud bed - doing a proper job of it!

 Trees being planted!  A right proper job!

Christmas ale brewing!  Should be a p- oh ok, I'll shut up.